Toad's Adventure -- General Script

*Introduction*

[ Appears first off, and again when left idle at the title screen for long
  enough for the background music to fade ]
  
[ fade up, coin sound ]

2005

[clear]

JDH Interactive Presents

[ Fade down, then back up on a scene in the Koopahari Desert. Hot sands blow
  relentlessly against an important-looking young Magikoopa holding a tome and 
  his small troop of Koopas. Cue desert theme. ]  

Malek: [ reading from tome ] Eem Heemo Deemo Set!
  [ pauses oddly ]
  No, that's not right... hmm... ahh yes!
  Eem Heemo Deemo Eleemo Set!

[ Suddenly the earth quakes and blowing sands white out the screen. Eventually
  the storms subside and reveal the ancient Mushroom Temple - cue sinister 
  music. ]

Malek: Muahahaha! It is as written! The sacred Mushroom Temple, found at last by
  I, the great Malek, seer of all sights, knower of all knowledge, discombobu...

[ A Koopa Troopa coughs, interrupting his diatribe. ]

Malek: Fools! You couldn't possibly understand the meaning of this event. I've 
  dedicated my entire life to finding this temple, so that our King can fulfill 
  his destiny and restore our tribe to its past greatness. And now, at last, it 
  stands before us in all its majesty! Come, King Bowser shall be exceedingly 
  pleased! We must return to the Koopa Kingdom immediately!

[ Fade out, then back into a more serene meeting in the Mushroom Kingdom.
  Cue stately music. Chattering commences as we see the eight Mushroom kings
  gathered around a table. ]

King Toadstool: Four-score...

[ King 3 interrupts him. ]

King 3: Ahh, what I think he means to say is that we should come to order.

[ Chattering ceases. ]

King Toadstool: Yes, yes, let us proceed with the formalities. Be it decreed by
  we, the kings of the eight Mushroom Worlds, along with our protectorates, that
  we shall henceforth combine our armies and resources to deter the Koopa Tribe
  from any future aggression. Henceforth we shall be known as the Mushroom
  Alliance! With that said, four-score...
  
[ King 5 interrupts him. ]

King 5: Ahh, shall we mobilize our Toadish Brigades immediately, or wait for some
  sign of trou...
  
[ Suddenly the Chancellor bursts into the room and the rucus immediately resumes. ]

Chancellor: My lords, a small band of Koopa have discovered the ancient Mushroom
  Temple in the Koopahari Desert!
  
King 2: [ speaks with concern ] Wha?!? Those terrible terrapins have tread on the
  soil of my kingdom??
  
King 1: The Mushroom Temple! Surely this is not a good sign!

King 7: This is terrible, just terrible!

King Toadstool: Order, men, order. Surely you know that no turtle could enter that
  Temple without the key, and well, according to legend, that rusty old thing was
  lost millennia ago, banished from the reach of all mortals by the Stars.
  
[ Chattering ceases again. ]

King 6: But what if they've found it? We should do something!

King 4: I second the motion! Let us take action!

King Toadstool: Well then, this is just the opportunity we need to demonstrate our
  new powers. Have your troops on guard!  Bowser could attack from anywhere, but
  he'll probably come from the south again. Now, with this resolved, four-score...

[ Chattering commences and continues to fade-out. Fade up onto a scene in 
  Bowser's Court. Cue Bowser's Castle music. ]

Bowser: What do YOU want?

Malek: Your majesty, you shall be pleased! I have divined the location and
  purpose of the ancient Mushroom Temple. It's not just a legend, I've seen it
  with my own eyes!
  
Bowser: Well so WHAT?! Was this worth interrupting my weekly horn sharpening?

Malek: [ undeterred ] My liege, it seems that the temple is the original gate
  to the Star Road! Great power flows from this place, in fact it is the source
  of Princess Toadstool's hereditary magic! By controlling the temple, you
  control all the Stars' influence on our world; you will be truly undefeatable! 
  I urge you, attack now like never before! We must seize the temple with great
  haste, and then move to control the rest of the world.
  
Bowser: Kammy said the same thing when I stole the Star Rod, and look where THAT
  got us!
  
Malek: But my liege, all the tomes agree on this matter. The master of the Mushroom
  Temple is granted magic far beyond any other! I can't possibly be wrong, unlike
  dear old Kammy, who's just one broom short of a closet...
  
Bowser: BWAHAHAHA! I really like the sound of this. Plus, our armies are more
  than prepared... READY THE KOOPA PACK SUPER ATTACK!
  
[ Suddenly we are shown the Koopa armies moving out en masse. Tanks, doom ships,
  infantry, and swarms of Lakitu pass by in seemingly endless lines -- flash
  to a scene outside the Mushroom Kingdom. ]
  
Toadish Soldier 1: Look, out there!

Toadish Soldier 2: They've come from over the Subcon Range; it's a surprise
  attack!
  
Toadish Soldier 3: [ in horror ] They're in full force!

Toadish Leader: Stand your ground, shrooms!

[ Zoom out to reveal a large army of Mushrooms in wait -- cue sinister music
  and proceed to flash to static scenes of near-combat as the two sides face
  off, neither seemingly able to take on the other without incurring equal loss.
  Flash then to the Chancellor. ]

Chancellor: Tell everyone! The war has begun!

[ Fade to black, then up to title screen. Cue Super Mario Bros. Theme Remix. ]

TOAD'S ADVENTURE

* Beginning of a new game *

[ Fade into a scene in Toad's bedroom at night. The little fungus is asleep in 
  his bed when suddenly a Bullet Bill crashes through his window and continues on
  through his house. ]
  
Toad: EEK! What was that??

[ Another comes right through the hole left by the last and continues on. Our
  hero gets out of bed, and control commences momentarily. Toad must proceed
  through the village to the Chancellor's house, Bullet Bill and relatives
  threaten along the way as the village is under seige. Toad must defeat the
  Banzai Bill mini-boss. Once at the Chancellor's house the dialog resumes. ]
  
Chancellor: Oh, Toad, it's you! I was so worried! [ explosions and cannons firing
  can be heard in the background ]  A small group of tanks broke through the
  front lines and are pummeling our city, but the Mario Brothers have already
  volunteered their services as always. We'd be lost without them... but... I'm
  not sure if they're enough, even combined with all our armies. Prince Pine
  sends word that Jewelry Land is under attack, and Koopa battleships were spotted
  trying to blockade Mario's own kingdom of Mario Land!
  
Toad: This is really bad, Chancellor! Is the Princess safe?

Chancellor: Oh yes, I had her transported back to her castle at Toad Town via 
  convoy. They have the place locked down like a prison. No Koopa is getting in
  there with anything short of the Bob-omb King himself.
  
Toad: Phew, that's a relief.

Chancellor: Toad... You know I believe in you, right? You're a hero just as much
  as anyone else in this Kingdom, Mario and Luigi included. That's why I want to
  ask you to take on a challenge. It will be fraught with danger, but it is of
  absolute necessity!
  
Toad: Anything, Chancellor! Just ask.

[ Background explosions come to a halt as dawn begins to break. ]

Chancellor: Oh good, I knew you'd be willing. I want you to head out around the
  Koopa's front lines, make your way to the Koopahari Desert, and find the
  ancient Mushroom Temple. The evil Magikoopa Malek has discovered its location. 
  We can hold back Bowser for a while now, but if he somehow manages to enter that 
  temple, we're all doomed!
  
Toad: But how could he ever enter the temple? If I remember the legends correctly,
  it was magically sealed thousands of years ago.

Chancellor: Knowing that turtle's treacherous ways, he'll find something. Malek is
  a very powerful wizard, and I'm sure he's been working on this plan for a very
  long time.

Toad: I understand. But what do I do once I get there?

Chancellor: I can't tell you, Toad. I only hope that once you see the place, it
  will guide you personally. The closest route is over the Subcon Range, near 
  where Bowser attacked us. It's a difficult path but I know you can do it. You 
  should probably leave immediately, before it gets any worse around here. Good 
  luck, friend!
  
Toad: Thanks, Chancellor!
  [ leaves the Chancellor's house - soliloquy]
  Gee I guess this is really it. It's been a while since I was a real hero...
  [ thinks back to SMB2, Wart appears in a thought bubble laughing ]
  That's it, I can do it! I have to support my friends, and there's no better 
  way. Koopahari, here I come!
  
  [ Toad heads out of the village, game begins in the Mushroom Kingdom. ]